Jokes and riddles and puns, to make your friends laugh, or be stumped on a riddle forever.
1. Guess what? What? Gaston won an award! Really? which one?
The No Belle prize!
2. Knock knock. Who's there? A rose for. A rose for who? A rose for you. Aww, thanks.
3. What is a prisoners least favorite gymnastic trick? The parallel bars!
4. So, I went to my friend's farm today, and I a saw a quite fetching cow, so I said, "You look utterly moovelous today."
5. If Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, and he says "My nose is growing" will he be lying, or telling the truth?
6. Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
A: A human
7. Two guys go to a restaurant, the first guy says "I want some H2O" the second guy says "I want some H2O too" the second guy dies.
These are literally the worst jokes ever hehe.
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ReplyDeleteDon't tell these to your friends or they will laugh at you and not your joke.
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